I was able to gather information about dick sizes and forms, as well as how astrological signs influence them, after a two-year intensive research period. For this particular scientific inquiry in this uncharted territory, I came to the conclusion that a combination of methodologies could yield more reliable results. The methods were essentially pretested to ensure that they could be used effectively. Surveys (through Snapchat, Skype calls, and Twitter DMs), observations (on various cam boy sites), and even personal, intimate interviews were used as study methodologies (through the help of apps, such as Grindr).
The consensus was to focus on the following areas with the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust, and the body:
- Size and girth: They normally have either very little and girthy dicks or very large and juicy ones. An Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who is in the middle is rare. Either you don’t see it or you start walking sideways.
- For many people, the shape is not the most appealing. They’re not clean-cut dicks, but rather the kind where the veins can be counted. They also frequently have a foreskin that they are unable to fully retract. Their dicks are usually always shaped in an unusual way or angle, which makes them stand out.
- They’re rough and wild as fuck, to summarize. They’ll make you adore the D even if you don’t like it at first.
- Size and girth: It’s difficult to find a Taurus who is underweight, but it’s nearly impossible to find one who is overweight. They have the appropriate size for you if you aren’t a total size queen. Almost all of them are disproportionately large. (albeit not in proportion, so don’t expect a small person to have a dick as big as a red bull)
- Shape: Very straight and tidy. Very appealing to the eye, and delicious to eat. They don’t actually trim their bushes for shape, but the cut hair makes the dick much more appealing.
- Dimensions and girth: Congratulations, Gemini Sun/Mars/8th House! You guys are clearly exceptional (most of the time). Unfortunately, the most of you have pencil dicks as well.
- The majority are straight or banana-shaped. Not the best, but certainly not the worst dicks in the zodiac. Looks neat and tidy.
- Size and girth: Usually quite juicy, which obviously improves everything. They’ll either have a dick that is slightly over normal or one that is really little. I apologize, cancers. However, your girth is fine. But who cares, they’re all bottoms anyway.
- Shape: It’s attractive. As I previously stated, really juicy. Straight or shaped like a banana.
- Recap: Sucking dicks galore. Their dicks have a unique quality to them. Cancers can be finicky at times, so having a good time is a given.
- Size and girth: You’d assume they’d all have massive dicks, but that’s not the case at all. Many of them are really little. Perhaps this is why they have so low self-esteem. Those that don’t have any small ones are clearly above average. (7+ inches)
- Shape: Nothing too outlandish or strange. Dicks are typically straight, however they can be bent downwards.
- Recap: They know (!!!) how to entice you; in fact, they’re one of, if not the greatest, at making the experience one to remember. They know exactly what to say and what to do. You don’t care about the dick’s size or shape.
- Size and girth: Usually tiny, not the most muscular dicks in the zodiac. The proportions of girth are fine.
- Shape: They have attractive dicks. The sign that appears to be the least distorted. Their dicks have the appearance of Taurean dicks, which is meant to be a praise.
- Recap: I suppose they’ll do everything they can to please you. Many people think they’re dull, but it’s not because of their dicks.
- There’s nothing to talk about when it comes to size and girth. Perfect dicks, lengthy and girthy.
- Shape: Most are straight, although others are bent to the left or right. Taurean dicks that are longer and cleaner in appearance.
- Recap: They are not the most passionate lovers on the planet, but they are pleasant, still very good at sex, and usually have attractive dicks.
- Don’t even try to disagree with me about the greatest dicks in the zodiac. Scorpio dicks are big, long, and girthy like Libra dicks, but they appear rougher and more authentic, which is just what you want in a great dick!!!
- PERFECT LOOKING SHAPE girthy as a fuck, long and wonderfully formed (mostly straight or upwards curved).
- Recap: You want to suck on that dick till it’s time to go. The most passionate lovers, other from Aries! Not as hard and crazy as an Aries, but with more emotionally intense sex that will make you want to lick their dick at any time!
- Their dicks are very similar to the dicks of Gemini, their opposite sign. Long dicks (longer than Geminis), but not very girthy.
- Recap: Look for a Sag dick if you’re looking for big and excellent sex. However, avoid becoming emotionally attached.
- Size and girth: Like their companion earth sign, Virgo, they are little in stature but have a medium girth. Strong Saturn influence will not make you fat (except genes say yes).
- Shape: It’s attractive. Not like a dick from Aries or Aquarius, for example. Either completely shaved or completely bushed.
- Recap: If they care about you, they’ll do everything they can to help you. Not emotionally involved in the deed, like Sagittarians.
- Size and girth: They’ll almost always have long dicks and a good girth. (However, similarly like their opposite sign, Leo, little dicks are not uncommon.)
- Shape: They have a rough appearance and may have the same foreskin issue as Aries. Rugged appearance, on the other hand, is usually a complement.
- Recap: Freaks in bed are far from dull. They can be hardcore and wild.
- Size and girth: The dicks are supposed to be the largest in the zodiac. I don’t want to go that far, but they are unquestionably (!) one of the more significant indications. Also, quite chubby!!
- Curved upwards or just straight is the most common shape. It appears to be between between rough and clean. Nonetheless, they’re incredibly attractive dicks.
- Recap: They’re not dull either, and they can be downright bizarre. However, it is usually more emotionally intense than physically intense.
In This Article...
Is Aries a strange zodiac sign?
Aries is known for their adventurous attitude, enthusiasm, and apparently unlimited energy, so it’s no surprise that this sign is also a bed freak. Because Aries have no fear of pursuing their goals, they are likely to succeed.
Do Aries enjoy physical contact?
“Physical touch and affirming words are really important to Aries,” adds Kavanagh. “This Mars-ruled sign is passionate and need physical touch as well as words of affirmation to sooth their love ego.”
Is Aries a fiery sign?
Aries is a fiery sign that gets worked up about the smallest of things. They will suddenly explode even when you are not expecting it.
They are also capable of being combative. Even if there isn’t an issue, like some girlfriends you may know, they will invent one only to confront you and provoke an argument, especially if they are insecure.
Are Aries the most naive?
Aries is the third dumbest zodiac sign on our list. You can’t take the problem seriously because of your fragile mindset and angry behavior. You are unaware of the gravity of the situation and the gravity of the situation. People are hesitant to entrust you with any high-stakes responsibility. Half an artist is made up of a little crazy and neglect of duty. You can be supreme if you master this delicate motion of yours. Because fire is your element, you are naturally aggressive, excited, and dominant.
What makes Aries so appealing?
Perhaps because they are the zodiac’s infant, the first sign, they are the most guileless, naive, and trusting of the signs. You can ask them anything and they’ll tell you what they think. Their outspokenness, however, is free of malice, snideness, or evil motives. They simply put their hearts on their sleeves.
All Aries desire to excel, get to the top, and ‘win’ in life, thus they’re typically hard workers and ambitious achievers. But what about that hidden insecurity? It’s always there, gnawing at them, and this may lead to a lot of internalized tension and anxiety, all of which is self-inflicted. Aries should learn to relax and be kinder to themselves on occasion.
Aries folks are all generous, warm, and giving. They enjoy making others happy and smiling… But others perceive it as a competition as well, and before you know it, they’re turning up with well-intended (but uninvited) gifts and advice (always, the advice…)
When it comes to their never-ending energy levels, Aries would happily hop and flounce around from dawn to dusk.
What are Aries into?
Sports. They’re either watching it or (a common vice…) betting on it while they’re not playing it. Aries people frequent betting businesses.
Volunteering. Many Aries are drawn to charity, advocacy, and mentoring activities because of their innate generosity and passion in making others happy.
Weekends of big outings. Have you watched the movie “The Hangover”? Many Aries, who prefer to go big and, well, hard, would consider that a *chill sesh*.
Showbiz. Their cat nip is being the center of attention, and they enjoy earning applause and basking in the spotlight.
Home renovation. They take considerable pleasure in their residences, especially for such an outgoing, social sign. Thank you very much, King and Queen of the Castle. DIY can also be compared as a tool competition.
Aries attractive traits
Aries folks crave attention. They’re physical, witty, warm, seductive, and dynamic, and when they walk into a room, everyone’s attention is drawn to them because of their charisma and wit. They have prominent brows and a focused gaze, focusing all of their charisma and warmth on their target. Aries are appealing because:
- When they see people they love and like, they have wide, genuine smiles on their faces.
- They are daring, passionate, and spontaneous, and being with them guarantees that adventures will ensue.
- They stand out from the crowd and are recognized the moment they walk into a place (particularly if they’re dressed in red or diamonds!)
Who gets on best with Aries?
Because they’re so kind and open, everyone is kind. The Fire sign three (Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo), like all elemental groups, gets along swimmingly. They’re all perky, enthusiastic, and eager to get things done. With spangles and glitter balls, it’s like a sensual, high-octane sporting event. It’s bombastic and loud.
Finding a Libra lover is a hot sex advice for Aries. They’re actually diametrically opposed characters, and the contrast is fascinating. On the tumultuous waves of Aries’ self-focused desires and outspokenness, Libra’s tact and serenity are like oil. Aries is a taker, while Libra is a giver. They made a lovely form by filling in one other’s holes.
Aries turn ons
- Exciting, high-octane, hair-raising experiences (in or out of the bedroom) that get your heart pounding and blood pumping.
- Make eye contact. Yes, it’s that simple. Aries is an alpha Fire sign ruled by Mars and fueled by desire, and you enjoy getting your hands dirty with people you want to become close to. Hugs, play fights, sex, foreplay, kissing, and even wrestling are all commonplace. You enjoy skin-to-skin contact.
- Winning. Your Mars ruler makes you extremely competitive, which means that every scenario becomes a war royale. Even if it’s just over a game of cards, you enjoy the pure sensation of victory.
Aries turn offs
- Still sitting. I know that sounds ridiculous, but Aries is built of itch powder and rocket fuel, and you have to move. You need individuals who are also enthusiastic and on the move, and while you can sit and enjoy the sunset or a movie for half an hour, you need to get back to work as soon as possible.
- Disloyalty. You want those you let near to you to have a “ride or die” mentality, and you take any slight or lack of attention extremely personally. It’s that Mars ruler, which makes you expect a lot from others in terms of obedience and admiration. This can be a problem, especially if you don’t reciprocate with equal respect or affection.
What do Aries like to do?
Aries’ passion for thrills and adventure goes to the bedroom as well. They want a companion that can talk rough and isn’t scared to show their animalistic side.
You must be courageous and eager to attempt new things in order to delight them. They won’t be able to get you off their minds if you show them you can be spontaneous and playful in the bedroom.
What is the Aries kissing style?
People born under the sign of Aries dislike putting too much effort into something as simple as kissing. So it’s possible that your Aries spouse will take you off guard and give you some passionate kisses. You’re all about romantic kisses, and you might even share an aggressively cute kiss while it’s raining. The wonderful thing about Aries and their kissing style is that it will completely surprise you. READ ALSO These are the 8 surprising aspects of sex that men despise!
Aries enjoy being stroked in unusual places.
Aries love language is by far physical touch and another typical manner for them to demonstrate affection. They’re also renowned as wonderful cuddlers. Aries enjoy being caressed above the neck, particularly the hair, ears, cheeks, head, and back of the neck. Aries, on the other hand, will never go out of their way to be clingy because they know exactly what they want and are usually very confident.
How Taurus shows affection:
Taureans are known for their incredibly considerate presents. They show their love by preparing a delicious supper for you and sharing it with you. You know how you can tell when someone is truly listening to you?
What is the love language of an Aries?
When an Aries is in love, they don’t hold back. As a fiery sign, you’re known for lavishing gifts, passion, and attention on your lovers. There will be no doubt in your mind about how you feel about someone who has captured your Aries heart. Your sign, on the other hand, has a hidden amorous side that has to be reaffirmed. Aries expect their mate to shower them with the same amount of devotion they lavish on themselves. As a result, affirmation is a popular love language for Aries. Kind words are an excellent method for your partner to acknowledge and appreciate your efforts.