To be a goth on the inside, you don’t have to wear a lot of eyeliner or have sex in a cemetery. I’ve spent years ruminating on mortality and the meaninglessness of life, but in a lighthearted manner. My existence is like a loose garment on me! I’ll raise my arms and whirl and grin like I’m in a shampoo commercial when the cold hand of death arrives pointing its bony finger at me.
Listen, everyone lives and dies. Everything you’ve done, spoken, or been concerned about will be forgotten. You may even return as a different person, having forgotten about yourself. What I mean is that what makes life so amusing is how useless everything is! Isn’t it hilarious?
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Aries: Jet-Ski Accident
When an Aries takes their last breath, you can expect they’ll do so quickly. Whether they die on a jet ski, a motorcycle, or in the middle of some very fast rebound sex, their death is sure to be a show-stopper; an Expiration Celebration, if you will. They will die like they lived: joyfully and without fear.
Taurus: Buried Alive
Taurus people are devoted to their possessions. We can’t say that we blame them. With their cherub cheeks, large eyes, and charming trinkets, they’re incredibly cute folks. They collect things like germs on a first-grader, and getting rid of them could take a reality TV team or perhaps an exorcism. Unless, of course, you’re too late and Taurus is discovered clutching a dead cat beneath a stack of dusty books and antique cooking spoons.
Gemini: Hands Bitten Off
Every astrological sign has a ruling bodily part. It’s the hands for Gemini. Geminis are naturally curious and want to touch things. If you take them to the zoo on a date, they’ll reach into the monkey house’s bars and have their hands ripped off. You can read this article while they bleed out. Do it as soon as possible, before their life force runs out. Geminis excel at multitasking, thus bleeding heavily while listening to a story will appeal to them. They’ll most likely appreciate the distraction.
Cancer: Falling Of The Roof, Yelling, I’LL FIX IT MYSELF!
Cancer, you’re far too reliant on yourself. I know you believe no one can match your abilities, but the truth is that many individuals can. There are many people who are far more capable than you.
Most likely, you’ll die attempting a task you’re not qualified to complete, such as patching a hole in your roof because “everyone is trying to rip you off,” or self-medicating mood stabilizers because “treatment is too expensive.” On the plus side, you can use the money you saved playing Mr. Fix-It to pay for your own funeral.
Leo: Hair Stuck In Subway Doors, Mid-Flirtatious Gesture
People may think you’re arrogant, but you’re not, Leo. You’re just incredibly attractive, and you’re well aware of it. But be wary of those lovely looks; recall how Narcissus drowned while admiring at his mirror in the water? You could have been the one. Nobody bothers to gaze at nature anymore.
You’re more likely to take a selfie while crossing an intersection or flip your lovely hair over your shoulder, directly into the subway car’s shutting doors. Isn’t it messy?
Virgo: Dies of Undiagnosable Stress-Rash
Virgo, are you uneasy? You certainly are! It’s not like anyone would notice. You’re not the sort to have an emotional breakdown. Virgos don’t wear their emotions on their sleeves; instead, they manifest as hives, migraines, or indigestion on the inside of their bodies. You’re not going to throw a tantrum like a child; instead, like an adult, you’ll bottle up your feelings and let them blossom into cancer.
Libra: Murder-Suicide Pact
Consider the love stories of Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, and Sid and Nancy. While these are all heartbreaking tales of love too precious for this harsh, cruel world, they all have one thing in common: everyone involved was insane and in desperate need of counseling.
Libra, love isn’t the only thing you require. You’ll also need rationality to avoid dying like a sad sack of garbage in a co-dependent narrative book that only teenagers can understand.
Scorpio: Just Suicide
There’s nothing surprising about this. Scorpios aren’t afraid of death. Indeed, death (in some form or another) appears to follow them around their entire lives. Personal transformation, loss, and near-death experiences are all examples of near-death experiences.
Scorpios understand that dying is the same as being reborn, thus they’re not afraid. It may be necessary to take matters into their own hands while waiting for Death to make a move that drives a Scorpio insane.
Sagittarius: Climbing Everest, Like An Idiot.
I know you like to travel and try new things, and I’m not trying to sour your lemonade, but there are some things you can do without jeopardizing your life. You can go to places where you won’t get typhoid, jungle hemorrhoids, or cold.
Not that you’ll listen to me when you’re in the middle of your next vision quest. No, you won’t be satisfied until you’ve been starved to the point of cannibalism, so we can all see the next movie about you dying on a mountain. You dunderhead. I can’t stand you for long.
Capricorn: Faked Death To See Who Shows Up To The Funeral, Results Cause Aneurysm
Capricorn, you must quit caring what others think of you. It will be your demise. We all wear a society mask, but the problem about masks is that they are visible to everyone. The sooner you admit to being the acceptance-deficient creature you are, the sooner you will receive the unconditional love you seek.
Alternatively, you may spend your entire life never believing anyone truly loves you and testing your theory by faking your own death. Regardless of how many people show up, the consequences will kill you.
Aquarius: Alone
My mother is a Pisces. She viewed the movie “Frida” after her divorce and decided that if she ever married again, her husband would have to have his own home. That’s not how marriage works, but who am I to put a stop to the ambitions of a revolutionary artist like Nanny Baker? I just hope she’s prepared to die alone, because I’m planning on dying before I turn 40.
Take note, Aquarians: your priceless independence will transform your existence into that of a wild and free horse. It could also make your dying feel lonely.
Pisces: As A Human Sacrifice
If you don’t like feeling like a doormat, it’s been stated that you should get off the floor, but it would require you to like, move, and stuff. Codependency, Pisces, is defined by an agreement to work harder on someone else’s problem than they do. It’s not love, but in some settings, such as treatment centers or 12-step programs, it can pass for it. You’re up for it! This manner, you can die as a massive martyr, as you have lived.
Step into your power, Pisces, and put it to good use. Otherwise, it will be claimed by someone else.
Is Aries a sign of death?
Aries is one of the three death signs, in addition to being one of the four zodiac signs associated with birth. According to the astrological website Souled Out, Aries denotes death through fire.
What does it mean to be an Aries?
The season of Aries begins on March 21 and ends on April 19. Aries is the first sign in the zodiac calendar, and it represents youth and new beginnings. “Aries season is the season of beginning anew with the eagerness of a child,” Doss-Via explains. In the Northern Hemisphere, it also signals the start of spring, which “encourages us to bloom after a period of decline.”
How do the majority of Leos die?
WASHINGTON, D.C. According to Blue H.E.L.P., a group that seeks to remove the stigma surrounding mental health issues in law enforcement, a record number of current or former cops committed suicide in 2019.
According to Blue H.E.L.P. statistics released on Thursday, 228 current or former cops committed suicide in 2018, up from 172 in 2018. About 90% of the officers were men, with about 25% having served for more than 20 years.
Is Pisces the life after death?
Neptune is the planet of dreams, illusions, compassion, spirituality, and art, according to astrology. The planetary ruler of Pisces is, of course, this enigmatic figure. Pisces’ energy, on the other hand, is much more than a lovely fairy tale or looking at the world through rose-colored glasses. This energy has an unearthly quality to it that isn’t always fantasy-related. As a reminder that all you need is love, Pisces is also a symbol of selflessness and sacrifice.
It’s no surprise that this mutable water sign dominates the feed because it represents your spiritual journey and return to the divine. Pisces’ symbol is two fish swimming in opposite directions, but it also represents the sign’s eternal duality. The one fish represents your spiritual growth as it moves into another dimension, while the other represents your human existence in the physical realm.
Pisces is the zodiac’s last sign, but that doesn’t make it any less important. Pisces is both God and humanity, and you can only achieve this level of consciousness once you’ve reached the end of your spiritual journey. Pisces is the sign.
What makes Aries so appealing?
Perhaps because they are the zodiac’s infant, the first sign, they are the most guileless, naive, and trusting of the signs. You can ask them anything and they’ll tell you what they think. Their outspokenness, however, is free of malice, snideness, or evil motives. They simply put their hearts on their sleeves.
All Aries desire to excel, get to the top, and ‘win’ in life, thus they’re typically hard workers and ambitious achievers. But what about that hidden insecurity? It’s always there, gnawing at them, and this may lead to a lot of internalized tension and anxiety, all of which is self-inflicted. Aries should learn to relax and be kinder to themselves on occasion.
Aries folks are all generous, warm, and giving. They enjoy making others happy and smiling… But others perceive it as a competition as well, and before you know it, they’re turning up with well-intended (but uninvited) gifts and advice (always, the advice…)
When it comes to their never-ending energy levels, Aries would happily hop and flounce around from dawn to dusk.
What are Aries into?
Sports. They’re either watching it or (a common vice…) betting on it while they’re not playing it. Aries people frequent betting businesses.
Volunteering. Many Aries are drawn to charity, advocacy, and mentoring activities because of their innate generosity and passion in making others happy.
Weekends of big outings. Have you watched the movie “The Hangover”? Many Aries, who prefer to go big and, well, hard, would consider that a *chill sesh*.
Showbiz. Their cat nip is being the center of attention, and they enjoy earning applause and basking in the spotlight.
Home renovation. They take considerable pleasure in their residences, especially for such an outgoing, social sign. Thank you very much, King and Queen of the Castle. DIY can also be compared as a tool competition.
Aries attractive traits
Aries folks crave attention. They’re physical, witty, warm, seductive, and dynamic, and when they walk into a room, everyone’s attention is drawn to them because of their charisma and wit. They have prominent brows and a focused gaze, focusing all of their charisma and warmth on their target. Aries are appealing because they are:
- When they see people they love and like, they have wide, genuine smiles on their faces.
- They are daring, passionate, and spontaneous, and being with them guarantees that adventures will ensue.
- They stand out from the crowd and are recognized the moment they walk into a place (particularly if they’re dressed in red or diamonds!)
Who gets on best with Aries?
Because they’re so kind and open, everyone is kind. The Fire sign three (Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo), like all elemental groups, gets along swimmingly. They’re all perky, enthusiastic, and eager to get things done. With spangles and glitter balls, it’s like a sensual, high-octane sporting event. It’s bombastic and loud.
Finding a Libra lover is a hot sex advice for Aries. They’re actually diametrically opposed characters, and the contrast is fascinating. On the tumultuous waves of Aries’ self-focused desires and outspokenness, Libra’s tact and serenity are like oil. Aries is a taker, while Libra is a giver. They made a lovely form by filling in one other’s holes.
Aries turn ons
- Exciting, high-octane, hair-raising experiences (in or out of the bedroom) that get your heart pounding and blood pumping.
- Make eye contact. Yes, it’s that simple. Aries is an alpha Fire sign ruled by Mars and fueled by desire, and you enjoy getting your hands dirty with people you want to become close to. Hugs, play fights, sex, foreplay, kissing, and even wrestling are all commonplace. You enjoy skin-to-skin contact.
- Winning. Your Mars ruler makes you extremely competitive, which means that every scenario becomes a war royale. Even if it’s just over a game of cards, you enjoy the pure sensation of victory.
Aries turn offs
- Still sitting. I know that sounds ridiculous, but Aries is built of itch powder and rocket fuel, and you have to move. You need individuals who are also enthusiastic and on the move, and while you can sit and enjoy the sunset or a movie for half an hour, you need to get back to work as soon as possible.
- Disloyalty. You want those you let near to you to have a “ride or die” mentality, and you take any slight or lack of attention extremely personally. It’s that Mars ruler, which makes you expect a lot from others in terms of obedience and admiration. This can be a problem, especially if you don’t reciprocate with equal respect or affection.
What is the enemy of Aries?
There are only a few signs in the zodiac table that Aries dislikes. Aquarius and Virgo are the zodiac signs that Aries believe to be their enemies. This is because Aquarius never fails to harm them, while Virgo maintains a stronger sense of equilibrium than Aries.
What are the three Aries types?
Aries 1 persons (also known as “March Aries”) are hot, flaming balls of traditional Aries energy. Aries is a cardinal fire sign controlled by Mars, the action planet, and those born in the first part of the sign are ruled by Mars twice. Aries 1s are always running up that hill, either literally or symbolically (but typically literally). This is Aries, the pop star, the unvarnished opinion, and the wild youngster that is always making a scene. This Aries isn’t going to stop till they’ve won. Consider Lady Gaga during the Born This Way era, who pushed through ailments to give her best at every performance. These are the unstoppable combatants who cannot and will not be tamed.
Aretha Franklin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Keira Knightley, Mariah Carey, Diana Ross, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Reese Witherspoon, Elton John, Reba McEntire, and Chaka Khan are some famous Aries 1s.
Scorpio and the power of transformation
In Astrology, the Scorpion represents Scorpio, a passionate Water sign that is typically associated with death. But not the kind of death that brings tears and tombstones think regenerating abilities and positive metamorphosis!
Which zodiac sign fears death the most?
Of course, the last sign of the zodiac is most afraid of the ultimate threat: death. The Pisces energy is all about blurring lines between reality and dreams, fiction and fact, and body and soul. As a result, the line between being alive and being dead is very much a place they liveand crossing it is terrifying. Their world-famous sensitivity and intuition are a direct result of the darkest aspects of their lives that afflict them.