You could be thinking, “But Capricorns are so boring.” All they care about is job, money, and advancement in their careers. And, absolutely, I understand. That’s something I’ve always thought as well. Capricorns have always struck me as uninteresting because they are such… fathers. And, no matter how much we love them, we all know that dads are boring. They are concerned with work, money, and development in their careers. Boring! Yes, some Capricorns are definite dads, as well as boring and rooted in place; they’re icons of patriarchal supremacy, as well as the banality and wickedness of capitalism. But what about the other Capricorns? Other Capricorns, on the other hand, are less daddy than daddy, and they’re odd as hell, twisted in all the greatest ways, and yet total weirdos. Because, while some Capricorns’ ultimate life aim may be world dominance, it’s usually for mundane reasons like productivity or popularity for the sake of fame. What about other Capricorns? The idea is to create the world in all of its messy, eruptive beauty. As a result, Capricorns make excellent cult leaders. (Take, for example, Jesus.)
But, before we get into the cult leadership potential, let’s return to the extraterrestrial sex god. Capricorn, more than any other sign, is full with people about whom you may say, “We don’t deserve them.” These are the people who feel as if they are not of this world because of their talent, intelligence, humanity, grace, humor, and so on. These are folks that excel at being human to the point where it’s almost as if they aren’t human at all? And are merely pretending to be human with their extraterrestrial skills, and hence are better at being human than any of us ordinary humans—who actually have to be ourselves instead of fantasizing what we should be like—are? Do you get what I’m getting at? No? Okay, I’ll show you.
Apart from Jesus, famous Capricorns include David Bowie, Elvis Presley, Sade, Muhammed Ali, Kate Moss, LeBron James, Edgar Allen Poe, Martin Luther King Jr., J.R.R. Tolkien, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey, Jake Paul, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Justin Trudeau, Alison Brie, Blue Ivy Carter, and Michelle Obama.
Now, be honest, wouldn’t you believe me if I told you that anyone on that list was not truly a person, but rather an alien who came to Earth to be greater than any human had ever been in their particular fields? You’d do it, right? Because they are all too good at being the best at what they do, nearly none of the people on this list are believable as real people. Humans aren’t all that terrific, are they? Capricorns, on the other hand, are. As a result, they must be extraterrestrials. Even so, they’re all the kind of aliens your father would approve of! These are aliens who like to hang out with dads. They put in long hours. They place a premium on excellence. They’d be fantastic to sit next to at a dinner party. They all inspire cultishly loyal fans as well.
So, for a moment, let’s talk about Jesus. Jake Paul, too. And cult leaders are Capricorns! Because, let’s face it, a Capricorn can persuade you to believe anything because they are world creators and fathers. Dads do what they do best: they construct universes. In the case of Jesus, an entire religion was created, one that would go on to disrupt, well, everything. Do you think Jesus could have done it if he hadn’t been born under the sign of Capricorn? It’s difficult to say, especially since no one knows his exact birthdate, but I’m going to say no. No, Jesus could not have done this if he had been born under the sign of Taurus or Libra. Because he was a Capricorn and, as such, a literal (figurative) alien sent down by the ULTIMATE father to save the earth and be more than just a sex god, but also an actual—the actual!—god, Jesus was able to pull off the whole “start a new religion and change forever the course of human history,” which couldn’t have been easy.
Jake Paul, on the other hand, is a unique individual. Have you read Taylor Lorenz’s profile of this self-made social media sensation in the Daily Beast? You should read it right away since it’s one of the most intriguing things I’ve read all year and an excellent example of a Capricorn at work. Paul has over 30 million social media followers across platforms at the age of 20, and when he makes a public appearance, he draws crowds in the thousands. He’s also brilliantly focusing on the next generation, rather than millennials, who are clearly over, in order to better secure his fan base for years to come, so that when the time comes for him to return to his home planet, as Jesus did before him, his countless earthly acolytes will continue to spread his good word for years and years to come. Do you think the 10-year-old who “cried for days before her parents agreed to transport her into the city from New Jersey” to visit Paul and told Lorenz, “I would do anything to meet Jake,” isn’t going to keep reading the Book of Jake Paul? She is, without a doubt. We all want to believe in a Capricorn because he’s a Capricorn.
Of course, this is where Capricorns get into difficulty. Also with fathers. We want to be able to trust them. We want to believe they are looking out for our best interests. And they do it on occasion! (See, for example, Michelle Obama.) Sometimes they’re Richard Nixon, and sometimes they’re not. R. Kelly, for example. Kim Jong-Un, for example. Because, just as the finest Capricorns are superhumanly good at being good, the worst Capricorns are superhumanly horrible at being bad. Bad Capricorns can also inspire cultish devotion, and they exploit their powers for evil, hiding behind reasons about committing atrocities for a greater cause, and claiming simply to be dedicated to their profession. This, however, is a fabrication. Capricorns enjoy being selfless, but the truth is that they’re just as egotistical as Geminis (meaning very egotistical) and have total megalomaniacal tendencies. And, while the finest Capricorns are proof that perfection does exist in the world, the worst Capricorns are the types of people that do stupid things and justify it as part of their “process.” In the worst-case scenario, this results in the humanitarian catastrophe that is North Korea. On the set of Suicide Squad, Jared Leto gave his teammates dead rats in one of the more minor cases. It’s a continuum, to be sure, but it serves as a reminder that Capricorns may be quite awful.
But, I know what you’re thinking right now: “OK, I get the extraterrestrial thing.” And I think I grasp the Capricorn father vs. father dichotomy. But what’s the deal with the sex gods? I’m pleased you inquired! Although, to be honest, I’m surprised you asked? What about “David Bowie,” “Kate Moss,” or “Sade” makes it unclear that Capricorns are sex gods? The thing about Capricorns is that they are sex gods even when they don’t have to prove it all the time. Like, sometimes they’re outright about it (see: Elvis), but other times they’re not, and they’re still… hotter than they should be. Even if a Capricorn is dressed in cargo shorts (a particularly Capricorn type of apparel), you’d want to fuck them. If a Capricorn were a decade, it would be the 1980s, and if a Capricorn were a day of the week, it would be a Wednesday, and none of those things are remotely attractive, yet you are captivated by one. You could actually tell a Capricorn that her “natural state is just: I want to be working,” and you’d still think, Wow, what a great human being-slash-alien sex god you are. Capricorns are a wacky bunch!
Which, hey, you’re probably on board now, right? You think to yourself, “Yes, Capricorns are insane.” And you were just thinking, “Capricorns are so boring,” a few minutes ago. Capricorns have a unique personality. You think you know who they are, but you don’t. You think you can dismiss them as boring workaholics, but then you discover that Capricorns are among the most intriguing individuals to have ever pretended to be humans. Capricorns appear to be the most rational of all the zodiac signs, but they are completely illogical. They are irrational at heart; their love for order is genuine, but it also hides the absolute chaos that rages beneath their skin. They are fathers and father figures, and we shall remain riveted by them for the rest of our lives. We’ll keep looking up into the night sky, expecting to get a glimpse of their cargo shorts amid the stars, even after they’ve gone to their heavenly home.
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What is the evil side of Capricorn?
Capricorn is the sign of old age, the winter of life, and Dickens’ Scrooge is an old man. We have that kind of life review in the deep dark, those “spectral visions” of what will happen if the route isn’t changed.
And maybe that pessimism stems from seeing so many people go along with their life, not taking command of their own destiny or changing the path of history. Capricorn becomes cynical as a result of brooding on all the passive sheeple who, individually or collectively, are heading for their destiny.
That’s when Capricorn becomes depressed, despairing about everything that’s wrong and how things seem to be getting worse. However, if a longer perspective is used, Capricorn becomes the sign of ancient earth, with chronologies defined in epochs that coexist with modern existence.
It’s more difficult for some people to recognize the lightness in Capricorns they know, or for Capricorns to recognize their own light. But when they do, it’s as if they’ve discovered a light to carry with them for the rest of their lives, a light that can withstand even the darkest trials.
Why is Capricorn The Devil tarot card?
Gemini is the sign of duality and tough decisions, so it’s no surprise that it correlates to the Lovers tarot card.
Cancers have a strong will to survive. The Chariot’s drive and strength express this energizing energy. Be cautious, as it could also be a sign of irresponsible behavior.
This relationship is quite evident, as they are both represented by a lion. The Strength card indicates that obstacles must be met with courage.
For the sensitive Virgo, life can be taxing. The Hermit reflects the longing for seclusion and retreat. Taking care of yourself can assist you in achieving tranquility and wisdom.
A Libra is prone to inflexible notions of right and wrong. According to Justice, in order to achieve balance, humans must occasionally accept that things will never be perfect.
Scorpios, don’t get too worked up about this one. Scorpios are well-versed in the concepts of death, transition, and moving onward in life.
Of course, the morally complex Sagittarius is paired with Temperance, the card of moderation. It will be much easier to overcome your flaws if you deal with them seriously.
Capricorns have a tendency to be self-conscious. The Devil depicts their dark side, which they are attempting to conceal. The Devil encourages Capricorns to embrace their unpleasant emotions in order to grow into the person they desire to be.
The perceptive Aquarius is a good match for the bright and upbeat Star. Aquarius, like the Star, is destined to follow their instincts and stand out from the crowd.
The Moon, like Pisces, is connected with idealists and moodiness. Pisces should follow their ambitions and cease overthinking things, according to the Moon.
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Are Capricorns psychopaths?
Even though there’s no cause to be suspicious, this Capricorn psychopath is suspicious of everything and everyone. They’re scared of being discovered, and as the fear of exposure approaches, they’ll become more dangerous.
They frequently accuse others of wrongdoing in order to deflect attention away from themselves – they are masters of projection. They never accept responsibility for anything they do, good or evil, despite a great desire to atone for a past mistake by devising intricate vengeance plots or using cruelty and force.
Aquarius: The Anti-Social Psychopath
This type of bad boy/bad girl psychopath is common in jails because they refuse to adhere to societal norms or respect the law. They often lie, utilize aliases, and have no qualms about defrauding people for personal benefit.
Is God a Capricorn?
Capricorn is commonly shown as a goat or a sea goat, but in Greek mythology, he is the God Pan. Pan was in charge of forests and woodlands, as well as flocks and shepherds. He was a goat from the waist down, complete with goat ears and horns, and a man from the waist up. He was a horny little rascal who was constantly attempting to catch a nymph who would escape due to his appearance. He subsequently rose to the position of God of Nature, and some of his characteristics, such as sexuality and love of nature, have become ingrained in the personalities of those born under this sign.
What Zodiac is devil?
It’s because the Devil is you that the Devil is frequently depicted as a goat’s head in paintings. You willingly agreed to be photographed. You don’t want to do the right thing because that’s for losers. You’ll do bad things until you’re caught, then claim to be sorry. Sometimes you’re even made a scapegoat—but not very often, because you’re typically the one who’s to blame.
What is the Black Zodiac?
The Western Astrological Zodiac’s dark twin is the Black Zodiac. Both have their origins in the Babylonian Zodiac. The Black Zodiac, as its name suggests, depicts the dark aspect of humanity. These demons are a person’s intrinsic desire and aptitude to harm oneself and others.
