To be a goth on the inside, you don’t have to wear a lot of eyeliner or have sex in a cemetery. I’ve spent years stressing with death and life’s meaninglessness, but in a lighthearted way. I live my life as if it were a loose garment! I’ll raise my arms and whirl and grin like I’m in a shampoo commercial when the cold hand of death arrives pointing its bony finger at me.
Listen, we’re all alive and we’re all going to die. Everything you’ve done, spoken, or worried about in your life will be forgotten. You may even return as a different person, having forgotten about yourself. What I mean is that what makes life so amusing is how useless everything is! Isn’t it hilarious?
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Aries: Jet-Ski Accident
When an Aries takes their last breath, you can expect they’ll do so quickly. Whether it occurs on a jet ski, motorcycle, or in the midst of some very rapid rebound sex, their death will undoubtedly be a tour-de-force exit; an Expiration Celebration, to use a phrase. They will die like they lived: joyfully and without trepidation.
Taurus: Buried Alive
Taurus people are devoted to their possessions. We can’t say that we blame them. With their cherub cheeks, large eyes, and charming trinkets, they’re incredibly cute folks. They collect things like germs on a first-grader, and getting rid of them could necessitate a reality TV crew or even an exorcism. Unless, of course, you’re too late and Taurus is discovered clutching a dead cat beneath a stack of dusty books and antique cooking spoons.
Gemini: Hands Bitten Off
In astrology, each sign has a ruling body part. It’s the hands for Gemini. Geminis are inquisitive, and they communicate their curiosity by touching objects. If you take them to the zoo on a date, they’ll reach into the monkey house’s bars and have their hands ripped off. You can read this article while they bleed out. Do it as soon as possible, before their life force runs out. Geminis excel at multitasking, thus bleeding heavily while listening to a story will appeal to them. They’ll most likely appreciate the distraction.
Cancer: Falling Of The Roof, Yelling, I’LL FIX IT MYSELF!
Cancer, you’re far too reliant on yourself. I know you believe no one can match your abilities, but the truth is that many individuals can. There are a lot of people who are far more capable than you.
Most likely, you’ll die attempting a task you’re not qualified to complete, such as patching a hole in your roof because “everyone is trying to rip you off,” or self-medicating mood stabilizers because “treatment is too expensive.” On the plus side, you can use the money you saved playing Mr. Fix-It to pay for your own funeral.
Leo: Hair Stuck In Subway Doors, Mid-Flirtatious Gesture
People may think you’re arrogant, but you’re not, Leo. You’re just incredibly attractive, and you’re well aware of it. But be wary of those lovely looks; recall how Narcissus drowned while admiring at his mirror in the water? You may have been the one who did it. Nobody bothers to gaze at nature anymore.
You’re more likely to take a selfie while crossing an intersection or flip your lovely hair over your shoulder, directly into the subway car’s shutting doors. Isn’t it a jumble?
Virgo: Dies of Undiagnosable Stress-Rash
Do you have a nagging feeling, Virgo? You are, of course! It’s not like anyone would notice. You’re not the sort to let your emotions get the best of you. Virgos don’t wear their emotions on their sleeves; instead, they manifest as hives, migraines, or indigestion on the inside of their bodies. You’re not going to throw a tantrum like a child; instead, like a true adult, you’re going to bottle up your feelings and let them turn into cancer!
Libra: Murder-Suicide Pact
Consider the love stories of Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, and Sid and Nancy. While these are all heartbreaking tales of love too precious for this harsh, cruel world, they all have one thing in common: everyone involved was insane and in desperate need of counseling.
Libra, love isn’t the only thing you require. You’ll also need rationality to avoid dying like a sad sack of garbage in a co-dependent narrative book that only teenagers can understand.
Scorpio: Just Suicide
There’s nothing surprising about this. Scorpios aren’t afraid of death. Indeed, death (in some form or another) appears to follow them around their entire lives. Personal transformation, loss, and near-death experiences are all examples of near-death experiences.
Scorpios understand that dying is the same as being reborn, thus they’re not afraid. It may be necessary to take matters into their own hands while waiting for Death to make a move that drives a Scorpio insane.
Sagittarius: Climbing Everest, Like An Idiot.
I know you like to travel and do wild things, Sagittarius, and I’m not trying to sour your lemonade, but there are some things you can do that won’t put your life in jeopardy. You can go to places where you won’t get typhoid, jungle hemorrhoids, or cold.
Not that you’ll pay attention to me if you’re in the thick of your next vision quest. No, you won’t be satisfied until you’ve been starved to the point of cannibalism, so that we can all watch the next dying-on-a-mountain movie. You knucklehead. It’s impossible for me to remain enraged with you.
Capricorn: Faked Death To See Who Shows Up To The Funeral, Results Cause Aneurysm
Capricorn, you must quit caring what others think of you. It’ll be the last straw for you. We all wear a society mask, but the problem about masks is that they are visible to everyone. The sooner you admit that you’re an acceptance-starved creature on the inside, the sooner you’ll receive the unconditional love you seek.
Alternatively, you may spend your entire life never believing anyone truly loves you and testing your theory by faking your own death. Regardless of how many people show up, the consequences will kill you.
Aquarius: Alone
My mum was born under the sign of Aquarius. She viewed the movie “Frida” after her divorce and decided that if she ever married again, her husband would have to have his own home. That’s not how marriage works, but who am I to stifle the marital ambitions of a revolutionary artist as forward-thinking as Nanny Baker? I just hope she’s prepared to die alone, because I’m planning on dying before I turn 40.
Take note, Aquarians: your priceless independence will transform your life into that of a magnificent stallion, wild and free. It also has the potential to make your death a little lonely.
Pisces: As A Human Sacrifice
If you don’t like feeling like a doormat, it’s been stated that you should get off the floor, but it would require you to like, move, and stuff. Codependency, Pisces, is defined by an agreement to work harder on someone else’s problem than they do. It isn’t love, but in some settings, such as treatment centers or 12-step programs, it can pass for it. You’re going to take it! This manner, you can die as a massive martyr, as you have lived.
Step into your power, Pisces, and put it to good use. Otherwise, it will be claimed by someone else.
When a Pisces dies, what happens?
CINEMASCOPES (cinema + horoscopes) examines films through the prism of astrology and vice versa. The series, which will be released in periodic installments, will look at how astrology may be made understandable through film, as well as how the energy of each astrological season can be applied to how we watch and make movies.
Our final Cinemascope is set during the most delicate time of the year. Honey Boy (2019) is still in theaters as this article is being written, with sensitive Pisces Noah Jupe crying a lot in a film that is virtually made to make you cry regardless. See it for yourself.
Pisces is the karmic wheel’s final sign, which I frequently describe to as “the fish.” “An indication of death.” Don’t let this depress you: death signifies change, transformation, and transcendence, not finality and endings. Pisces has a foot in the afterlife, and it’s a wonderful place to be.
When we talk about particular signs, certain phrases spring to mind: “sex” for Scorpio, “eating” or “sleep” for Taurus, and “impulsive” for Aries. “Empathy” and “sensitivity” are two of Pisces’ most important terms. Pisces is like a sponge, soaking in everything around them all of the time. This is a lovely attribute, though carrying all of the world’s problems (and never being able to emotionally disconnect from them) can be a terrible load at times. We have a reputation for crying a lot.
Pisces is unhappy and worried about everything since they can’t contemplate causing harm to anyone or anything. This is why they have a reputation for trying to save people (some might call it a saviour-martyr complex), and why they are sometimes driven to unhealthy relationships in order to help a tormented soul. See also: Pisces In The Panic in Needle Park, Kitty Winn ignores her own misery in order to focus on Al Pacino’s demands (1971). This season, be careful not to overextend yourself, but be aware of the infinite depths of your own empathy.
“You can’t have more or less love, and you can’t compare two things to see if they’re ‘equally infinite.’ Infinity simply is, and I believe love is the same way.”
Okay, the fact that Pisces are sensitive is universally known. However, this truth has sadly morphed into a stereotype of all of us as fading flowers. (Which, yes, we are, but only in part!) It’s not necessary to be a sappy cry-baby to be empathetic. A Pisces’heightened sensitivity can cause them to see regular life, with its commonplace, rooted cruelties, as a source of terror.
From body horror pioneer David Cronenberg to Halloween aficionado Matthew Gray Gubler to Gomez Addams stars Oscar Isaac and Raul Juli (who share a birthdate), Pisces are attuned to the dark and macabre not only because of their sensitivity, but also because of their deep relationship to death. What makes you think they’re so fond of Scorpios? (I’m referring to you, Eva Mendes.)
Jordan Peele, who has made a name for himself by discovering horror in the mundane see Pisces in Get Out (2017) Us (2019), starring Pisces Lupita Nyong’o, and Daniel Kaluuya. (He’s also married to Chelsea Peretti, a Pisces!)
Pisces are generally mystical sorts, believers in the unusual and otherworldly they take it seriously and don’t belittle it, because to their great connection to the spirit realm. They recognize humanity’s power to know and understand everything, and they feel there is more magic out there than we realize. They’re most likely interested in astrology.
Watch Pisces directors like Luis Buuel and Pier Paolo Pasolini’s surreal work, or Laura Harring’s dream-world in Mulholland Drive (2001), or anything about spirit worlds, the afterlife, or places beyond our own experience and knowledge.
Kyle MacLachlan stars as Special Agent Dale Cooper, a kind-hearted dream believer who arrives in Twin Peaks on February 24th, the Pisces season. Cooper possesses exceptional intuition, a deep passion for nature, and strong, emotional convictions about the importance of values such as kindness, goodness, and love. His personality’s Piscean energy is only swayed by the mysterious nature of his surroundings in Twin Peaks – a location where he feels instantly at ease (and soon considers moving to). “Harry, let me tell you about a dream I had,” only a Pisces would say in response to a query like “Who killed Laura Palmer?”
“Following a dream I had three years ago, I have been tremendously moved by the Tibetan people’s predicament and have been overwhelmed with a desire to assist them. I also realized when I awoke from the same dream that I had obtained subconscious understanding of a deductive technique involving mind-body synchronization and the deepest level of intuition.”
Pisces season follows a rather straightforward pattern, like caterpillar-to-butterfly metamorphosis: cry, die, and transform into a whole other being. Rinse and repeat as needed. Because all Pisces desire to accomplish in life is change, they go through this process on a weekly basis.
Thank you for reading, from this Pisces writer, at the conclusion of our Cinemascopes series. The column may be gone, but we’ll be back in Aries season before you know it, reborn by its fres, distinct, newborn fire. On the other side, I’ll see you.
Why is Pisces seen as a death sign?
Pisces are the most likely to encounter supernatural or paranormal experiences after someone dies due to their dreamy and mystical nature. Pisces, due to their intuitive nature, may be able to sense death and loss before it occurs.
Zodiac signs, how will you die?
Will most likely perish in a skydiving accident. Aries is a fire sign who is usually active and spontaneous, preferring things that keep their adrenaline pumping.
Will most likely die as a result of overworking. Taureans are constantly hardworking, to the point of neglecting their own health.
Will most likely die as a result of forgetting to breathe and chatting endlessly. Geminis are expressive and quick-witted, and they will wax lyrical about whatever they are passionate about.
Which signs are poisonous to Pisces?
While their loved ones may perceive their toxic idealism as unfocused indecision, pop culture astrologer Kyle Thomas believes there is a way to find equilibrium. “To counteract these tendencies, Pisces should spend time enjoying their whimsical and artistic whims while still scheduling time with their particular someone to deal with the more practical aspects.” To put it another way, Pisces needs someone upfront and honest to keep them grounded so they don’t run away or get lost in their daydreams. The greatest signs to counterbalance Pisces’ negative tendencies are fellow water signs Cancer and Scorpio, as well as the grounded earth signs Taurus and Capricorn, according to Compatible Astrology.
Is it true that Pisces has two personalities?
As indicated by their zodiac sign, Pisces have a split personality. Their emotional side is on one hand, while their selfish and cunning side is on the other. Both sides are well aware of the other’s presence, but Pisces normally strives to keep their selfish and cunning side hidden from everyone.
Is Pisces a strong zodiac sign?
Best characteristics: Pisces are not only intelligentthey are also emotionally intelligent, and their imaginative abilities are unrivaled in the zodiac. Their imagination has the power to change the world and inspire others to reach their full potential. Pisces are skilled at persuading the emotions as well as the mind, unlike Aquarians, who know they are correct and are waiting for you to realize it as well. They are the ultimate influencers (to use a modern term) and never have to put on a show to gain admiration. Their enchantment is genuine and unreplicable, no matter how hard they try.
Worst characteristics: Because Pisces’ inclination is to dissolve boundaries, asserting one’s own can be challenging. They have such a high capacity for empathy that they soak up other people’s thoughts and priorities like a sponge (empath much?). But it’s too late by the time they realize they haven’t asked for what they need, and their attitude can shift on a dime. At their worst, they can go to extremes, and with their vivid imaginations, it’s simple for them to turn a minor mistake into a major conflict. They can easily deceive others because they are prone to lying to themselves.
Best careers: As the zodiac’s visionaries, Pisces thrive in artistic or humanitarian sectors. Visual artists, singers, fashion designers, nonprofit organizers, politicians, and even religious leaders are frequently among them. They inspire people because they believe so deeply in what they do, and they can inspire loyalty from followers or admirers across generations.
As a companion: Pisces companions are natural healers, and there is no greater shoulder to cry on when you just need to vent. Even if they have no direct experience with the problem at hand, they provide the greatest advise. Their knowledge, imagination, and sensitivity combine to make them absolute experts, and their viewpoint is highly valued. Not only that, but they are the epitome of cool without trying, and they always seem to know about the best music, plays, and TV shows before they become mainstream. Pisces, on the other hand, are never snobs; they are delighted to share their foresight with anybody in their inner group.
As a parent, Pisces parents have a Ph.D. in temperamental temperaments and know how to control them naturally (because they are often the moodiest people they know). This understanding makes them uniquely qualified to guide children through the tough adolescent years. Because Pisces can be perfectionists, they will set high expectations, but they will always have their children’s backsand their children will know it.
As a partner: Pisces are dedicated spouses who quickly slip into the role of caregiver. They are reclusive and take a long time to warm up to large groups of people, yet they enjoy staying up late talking to their friends. They can be immensely attractive as a sign of glamour, even after decades of being together. Pisces are deep and intricate, and their partners may feel as though they are always on the verge of fully understanding them. It makes no difference if they never get there; the fun is in the attempting.
No one knows about these hidden qualities: Because the Pisces archetype is dreamy and fluid, it’s frequently surprising when they come at you with cold analysis. But don’t underestimate the Piscean mind’s acuity; remember, they’re visionaries, which means they see things no one else can. You may not have anticipated their input, but you’ll soon find it was spot-on.
What sign does Jesus belong to?
An astrological age is a period of time in astrology that corresponds to fundamental changes in the development of Earth’s inhabitants, particularly in culture, society, and politics, and there are twelve astrological ages that correlate to the twelve zodiac signs. The precession of the equinoxes causes astronomical ages, and one whole phase of this precession is called a Great Year or Platonic Year, which lasts around 25,920 years.
The age of Pisces began around the year 1 and will finish around the year 2150. Many Christian icons for Christ include the astrological symbol for Pisces, the fishes, because the narrative of Christ’s birth falls on this date. Christ is regarded an archetype of the Piscean since he has many of the temperaments and personality qualities of a Piscean. Furthermore, the twelve apostles were known as “fishers of men,” early Christians were known as “little fishes,” and “Ikhthus,” the Greek word for fish, was used as a code term for Jesus. The beginning of the era, or the “Great Month of Pisces,” is seen as the start of the Christian religion as a result of this. Saint Peter is the apostle of the Piscean zodiac sign.
What makes Pisces the best zodiac sign?
To some degree or another, everyone is competitive. Furthermore, Pisces individuals are content and pleased with their own hobbies and lives; they rarely compete with you or want to be the candidate’s life. It’s worth noting that these water youngsters are all about feelings.
Pisces people are a special breed of sensitive individuals.
Pisceans are the Best Zodiac Sign because of their sensitivity and compassion. They have compassion and tenderness for all people. They also believe in the ideology of a warmhearted individual. They despise episodes of rage and violence in which others are injured. I share their ambitions and dreams, and I have no qualms of inadequacy in my imagination or personality. I always promote your dreams and help you in achieving your goals because Pisces are amazing cheerleaders.
How will a Leo pass away?
Leos are egotistical and self-centered. They adore attention and can’t seem to get enough of it. One of the ways they can die is if they are ignored by someone very close to them. They go off on their own tangent, and in the process of self-destruction, they are hit by a vehicle.