“I was just thinking, I always got everything I wanted for Xmas () /,” my younger brother contacted me recently.
My brother is an Aries, which should come as no surprise. Even if that interaction, in which he represented the way an Aries thinks (namely: Wow, isn’t it funny how I always get what I want? I guess threatening to destroy the world over trivial matters works! ), the fact is that he’s an Aries because he’s my brother, and all brothersespecially younger brothers, but also older brothers, and, I’d think, twin brothersare Aries.
Does this come across as a snub? It’s not meant as a snub. Not exactly, but not entirely. While the bro gets a bad rap for being, well, an overconfident idiot so secure in his own male privilege that he treats the world around him like it’s his own urine-soaked frat house (the urine-soaking is obviously a way of marking his territory), in its most benign form, the bro is like a big golden retriever of a person: friendly, playful, up for literally any game you throw at them, full of confidence because they know they are loved.
An Aries would be a dog if he or she were an animal. They’d like to think they’d be a wolf, and the zodiac has given them the job of a ram, and while both of those roles make sense because an Aries is tenacious and paradoxically recognized for being both a loner and at home in a pack (as long as they’re the pack leader), an Aries would still be a dog. Dogs are amazing, as most of us can agree. Dogs are unquestionably the greatest. Our best companions are dogs! They’re excellent young men! It’s just that… well, almost all dogs are jerks.
You’re probably thinking, “She’s gone too far!” The majority of dogs are not jerks! My dog is most definitely not a jerk. While it’s true that I frequently go too far, I am absolutely correct. And, before you ask, I’ve had a dog who I loved more than anything, and she was wonderful and devoted, and the way she would rest one paw on my arm while I was driving, as if to reassure me that she was there for me in this crazy thing we were doing, hurtling down a road at 70 miles per hour in a tin can, I mean… it makes me want to cry just thinking about that sweet, good girl. But, what about it? She has the potential to be a complete jerk. Oh, not to me; she was an angel to me, but to others. If they approached too close to me, she’d give them an attitude and bark at them. And, to be honest, she could be a jerk even to me. For example, if I went to the bodega without her, she would climb up to the street-facing window and wail for me for the entire time I was gone, which was a total of five (5) minutes. That’s a bit of a jerk move! It’s based on love, yet it’s still.
Is this to say that I didn’t love my dog any less? Certainly not! I was probably more in love with her. (And, before you ask, no, my dog was not an Aries; she was a Scorpio, as she should have been, given her temperament.) Ugh. I had a thing for her. But, because she was a dog, she was also a complete Aries.) Even when they annoy the hell out of you and make you walk outside in the bitter cold for half an hour because they can’t find the just right area on the sidewalk to squat, it’s still simple to love an Aries. Even if they’re jerk bros, you still adore an Aries because no one loves you like an Aries does: fiercely, completely, and with a vengeance. (Because, holy shit, does an Aries enjoy exacting vengeance.) But we’ll get to that later.)
And, just as they adore you, they yearn for the most passionate kind of love in return. They want you to bow down to them and worship them. They wouldn’t turn down the kind of ritualized love that entails altar sacrifices. (Especially if it involves lighting things on fire, as Aries is the zodiac’s pyromaniac.) But it’s an unusual form of love they seek, because it revolves around an Aries’ desire to be acknowledged as a nice boy. They want to be slapped on the back and patted on the head. They’re hoping for a treat. They want to know if you consider them to be your best friend. And they desire all of these things over and time again. This kind of love can drain you. Is it frequently gratifying? Isn’t it true that the most fulfilling sort of love is sometimes the most difficult to find? Yes! Is it, however, worthwhile? Debatable.
As a result, I’m no longer talking about dogs. It’s always worth it to love a dog because they’re dogs! They’re fantastic. But can you imagine loving a human equivalent of a dog? It can be exhausting. Because they don’t have the excuse of not being able to communicate in a language, and yet they frequently fail to do so. When hurt, an Aries is prone to being completely silent and retreating to a corner to lick their wounds. But they’re not only tending to their own wounds in the corner; they’re scheming vengeance as well.
Because, while an Aries has that whole innocent bro/oversized human puppy thing going on on the surface, an Aries is naturally aggressive, so an Aries is not genuinely peaceful in any meaningful way. This also appears to be a negative trait, but it isn’t, at least not always. There is a time and a place for conflict, and predictably, an Aries will always find themselves at the right spot at the right moment. Why? Because Aries is a sign that thrives on drama. The drama queen of the zodiac is unquestionably an Aries. They’re your friend who can’t stop grumbling about their life’s drama, and you can’t help but roll your eyes since you know they wouldn’t want it any other way. They’ll make it if necessary, but they’ll need it to survive.
These two aspects of Aries, the dude and the drama queen, may appear to be diametrically opposed. However, they go hand in hand since they are both indicators of alpha dog behavior, of the kind of arrogant personal superiority that all Aries possess. Conflict, in whatever form, is welcomed by both the dude and the drama queen. It’s sometimes vocal and passive-aggressive (see: Aries queen Mariah Carey’s “I don’t know her” remark about Jennifer Lopez, which set the internet on fire), but it’s always fiery and super-effective. While an Aries may appear to be the sort to engage in a straight-up fistfight, many of the most well-known Aries have discovered that the greatest method to retaliate against their adversaries is through verbal and psychological warfare. (This is why many Aries and Gemini get along so well; combined, they are fully capable of annihilating anyone in their path, like Doctor Doom.)
All of this is to indicate that an Aries has a lot of strength and enjoys getting things done; Type A is just another way of saying Type A. (ries). Their route to achievement may occasionally veer off course, but that’s good because Aries typically have multiple primary narrative arcs throughout their lives. They’re frequently referred to as “comeback kids” in the nicest conceivable sense. And this is understandable. Here are a few well-known Aries: Kristen Stewart, Christopher Walken, Lady Gaga, Elton John, and Robert Downey, Jr. Reese Witherspoon, Kristen Stewart, Christopher Walken, Lady Gaga, Elton John, and Robert Downey, Jr. There’s something remarkable about all of those people: You surely adore them all, but you can probably segment your admiration for them and pin it to various aspects of their careers. Perhaps you like Witherspoon’s Big Little Lies era, or perhaps you prefer Reese’s Cruel Intentions or Election. Maybe you fell in love with Stewart in Twilight and that’s all you’ve ever known her for, or maybe you’ll never get over her texting manner in Personal Shopper. The same can be said about Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, and every other Aries ever. Whatever the case may be, you may love these people in their whole while also acknowledging that they are continuously evolving, finding new ways to succeed and new ways to make us want to pat them on the head and tell them how much we love them.
All of this is to suggest that I probably went too far with the dog analogy, because the most accurate animal representation of an Aries is a phoenix. After all, an Aries is a complicated, flaming creature that is continually renewing itself, burning itself up in order to be born again. It’s quite lovely, however the rest of us must take care not to get scorched by the intense heat. Scars, on the other hand, can be attractive. And an Aries will always be there to lick your wounds for you, making you feel better far faster than you ever imagined was possible, and making you forget that they were the ones who did the damage in the first place. Oh well, maybe next time you won’t get burned? Maybe! But, you know, you’ll probably do it. And that’s perfectly fine. It’s just a fact of life.
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Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries is a natural leader. They embody all of the characteristics of a “firstborn” as the Zodiac’s first sign. They are logical, determined, and thrive when they are assisting others in achieving their full potential.
Aries is one of the zodiac signs that makes the best managers because they operate from a place of cooperation rather than ego, and they can separate their emotions from their decisions. In addition, they are frequently creative and brilliant geniuses (Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Vincent van Gogh were all Aries).
This combination makes them extremely powerful since they can combine fantastic ideas with practical implementation (the aforementioned names were not only brilliant, but also productive in their work), and most Aries can do the same. They may not be the most personable leaders, but they are the most effective.
Is Aries the God’s zodiac sign?
Ares is the son of Zeus and Hera in Greek mythology, and he is the god of war, embodying the brutal and physical sides of warfare. According to legend, Ares was Aphrodite’s lover, and her husband, Hephaestus, despised him once their affair was known among the Olympians. This may seem familiar, as Aries is a wild, passionate sign known for being over-sexed and physically aggressive.
Why are Aries people so attractive?
Perhaps because they are the zodiac’s infant, the first sign, they are the most guileless, naive, and trusting of the signs. You can ask them anything and they’ll tell you what they think. Their outspokenness, however, is free of malice, snideness, or evil motives. They simply put their hearts on their sleeves.
All Aries desire to excel, get to the top, and ‘win’ in life, thus they’re typically hard workers and ambitious achievers. But what about that hidden insecurity? It’s always there, gnawing at them, and this may lead to a lot of internalized tension and anxiety, all of which is self-inflicted. Aries should learn to relax and be kinder to themselves on occasion.
Aries folks are all generous, warm, and giving. They enjoy making others happy and smiling… But others perceive it as a competition as well, and before you know it, they’re turning up with well-intended (but uninvited) gifts and advice (always, the advice…)
When it comes to their never-ending energy levels, Aries would happily hop and flounce around from dawn to dusk.
What are Aries into?
Sports. They’re either watching it or (a common vice…) betting on it if they’re not playing it. Aries are frequently found in bookie establishments.
Volunteering. Many Aries people are drawn to charity, advocacy, and mentoring activities because of their innate generosity and passion in making others happy.
Weekends with a lot of going out. Have you watched the movie “The Hangover”? To many Aries, who prefer to go big and, well, hard, that would be considered a *chill sesh*.
Showbiz. Their cat nip is being the center of attention, and they enjoy earning applause and basking in the spotlight.
Improvements to the house. They take considerable pride in their residences, which is surprising for such an extroverted, social sign. Thank you very much, King and Queen of the Castle. DIY can also be compared as a tool competition.
Aries attractive traits
Aries folks have a strong desire to be noticed. They’re physical, witty, warm, seductive, and dynamic, and when they walk into a room, everyone’s attention is drawn to them because of their charisma and wit. They have thick brows and a piercing look, focusing all of their charisma and warmth on the target of their attention. Aries are appealing because they are:
- When they see people they love and like, they have wide, genuine smiles on their faces.
- They are daring, passionate, and spontaneous, and being with them guarantees that adventures will ensue.
- They stand out from the crowd and are recognized as soon as they walk into a place (particularly if they’re dressed in red or diamonds!)
Who gets on best with Aries?
Because they’re so kind and open, everyone is kind. The Fire sign three (Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo), like all elemental groups, gets along swimmingly. They’re all bright, effervescent, outgoing, and eager to get things done. With spangles and glitter balls, it’s like a sensual, high-octane sporting event. It’s abrasive and obnoxious.
Finding a Libra lover is a hot sex advice for Aries. They’re actually diametrically opposed individuals, and it’s this contrast that fascinates me. On the tumultuous waves of Aries’ self-focused desires and outspokenness, Libra’s tact and serenity are like oil. Libra is a giver, whereas Aries is a taker. They made a lovely form by filling in one other’s holes.
Aries turn ons
- Exciting, high-octane, hair-raising experiences (in or out of the bedroom) that get your heart pounding and blood pumping.
- Contact with the body. That’s right, plain and simple. Aries is an alpha Fire sign ruled by Mars and fueled by desire, and you enjoy getting your hands dirty with people you want to become close to. Hugs, play fights, sex, foreplay, kissing, and even wrestling are all commonplace. You enjoy skin-to-skin contact.
- Winning. Your Mars ruler makes you extremely competitive, which means that every scenario becomes a war royale. Even if it’s just over a game of cards, you enjoy the pure sensation of victory.
Aries turn offs
- Sitting motionless. I know it sounds ridiculous, but Aries is made up of a combination of itching powder and rocket fuel, and you have no choice but to move. You’ll need individuals who are also enthusiastic and on the move, and while you can sit and enjoy the sunset or a movie for half an hour, you’ll want to get back to work as soon as possible.
- Disloyalty. You want those you let near to you to have a “ride or die” mentality, and you take any slight or lack of attention extremely personally. It’s that Mars ruler, which makes you expect a lot from others in terms of obedience and admiration. This can be a problem, especially if you don’t reciprocate with equal respect or affection.
What are the three different types of Aries?
Aries 1 persons (sometimes referred to as “March Aries”) are fiery, scorching balls of traditional Aries fire. Aries is a cardinal fire sign dominated by Mars, the planet of action, and anyone born in the first third of the sign are also ruled by Mars. Aries 1s are always running up that hill, either literally or symbolically (but typically literally). This is Aries, the pop star, the unvarnished opinion, and the wild youngster that is always making a scene. This Aries isn’t going to stop till they’ve won. Consider Lady Gaga during the Born This Way era, who pushed through ailments to give her best at every performance. These are the unstoppable combatants who cannot and will not be tamed.
Aretha Franklin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Keira Knightley, Mariah Carey, Diana Ross, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Reese Witherspoon, Elton John, Reba McEntire, and Chaka Khan are some famous Aries 1s.
What are the royal zodiac signs?
Taurus is the sign of the zodiac. Queen Elizabeth (April 21), Princess Charlotte (May 2), Prince Louis (April 23), and Baby Archie (May 6) are all Tauruses with strong personalities. These earth signs are noted for being diligent, clever, strong-willed, and loyal, all of which apply to Queen Elizabeth if you’ve ever seen an episode of The Crown or read any royal biography. (Of course, the jury is still out on the kids.) In fact, her unshakable awareness of familial commitment propelled her to the throne, teaching us everything we need to know about loyalty. The queen, like her fellow bulls, has been famed for upholding tradition, having authorized all royal nuptials since her reign began, never having sat on a foreign throne, and never participating in a (public) selfieall longstanding practices documented someplace in a royal handbook…we believe.
Who is the Zodiac’s king?
Leos are natural-born leaders with a strong feeling of responsibility and a sense of duty. They are the ruler of the jungle and deservingly the monarch of all zodiac signs. Because it is in their nature to lead, Leos frequently take the initiative.
To be honest, Leos are exceptional leaders since they have a powerful influence on others and a strong character presence of character.
Leos have a strong desire to succeed and a clear picture of what they want to achieve. Some people think of Leos as domineering, which can be true in some cases. But, as previously stated, lions are born leaders, thus you won’t be able to tame one.
Furthermore, Leos, who are natural born leaders, are extremely loyal. Leos will go to the moon and back for you, whether you have them as a friend, brother, or partner. They can be exceedingly inventive and foresighted in their thinking, as well as ambitious.
Which Zodiac signs make effective leaders?
The best leaders are born under these four zodiac signs.
- Aries. Aries is a risk-taker with a reputation for coming up with novel ideas.
- Taurus. A Taurus is not the same as an Aries when it comes to leadership.
- Leo. To put things in context, Barack Obama is a Leo.
- Capricorn. A Capricorn is another Zodiac sign with a natural-born leader.
Who is the parent of all the signs in the zodiac?
Capricorn, the father of the zodiac, is the archetypal parent figure who values responsibility. They feel worthy when they take on responsibilities, and they like spending time with their loved ones. Capricorn men are thoughtful, nurturing, natural leaders and teachers, and one of the zodiac’s most emotionally sophisticated signs, learning to combine their rationality with their emotions. This sign’s men make excellent fathers.