To be a goth on the inside, you don’t have to wear a lot of eyeliner or have sex in a cemetery. I’ve spent years stressing with death and life’s meaninglessness, but in a lighthearted way. I live my life as if it were a loose garment! I’ll raise my arms and whirl and grin like I’m in a shampoo commercial when the cold hand of death arrives pointing its bony finger at me.
Listen, we’re all alive and we’re all going to die. Everything you’ve done, spoken, or worried about in your life will be forgotten. You may even return as a different person, having forgotten about yourself. What I mean is that what makes life so amusing is how useless everything is! Isn’t it hilarious?
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Aries: Jet-Ski Accident
When an Aries takes their last breath, you can expect they’ll do so quickly. Whether it occurs on a jet ski, motorcycle, or in the midst of some very rapid rebound sex, their death will undoubtedly be a tour-de-force exit; an Expiration Celebration, to use a phrase. They will die like they lived: joyfully and without trepidation.
Taurus: Buried Alive
Taurus people are devoted to their possessions. We can’t say that we blame them. With their cherub cheeks, large eyes, and charming trinkets, they’re incredibly cute folks. They collect things like germs on a first-grader, and getting rid of them could necessitate a reality TV crew or even an exorcism. Unless, of course, you’re too late and Taurus is discovered clutching a dead cat beneath a stack of dusty books and antique cooking spoons.
Gemini: Hands Bitten Off
In astrology, each sign has a ruling body part. It’s the hands for Gemini. Geminis are inquisitive, and they communicate their curiosity by touching objects. If you take them to the zoo on a date, they’ll reach into the monkey house’s bars and have their hands ripped off. You can read this article while they bleed out. Do it as soon as possible, before their life force runs out. Geminis excel at multitasking, thus bleeding heavily while listening to a story will appeal to them. They’ll most likely appreciate the distraction.
Cancer: Falling Of The Roof, Yelling, I’LL FIX IT MYSELF!
Cancer, you’re far too reliant on yourself. I know you believe no one can match your abilities, but the truth is that many individuals can. There are a lot of people who are far more capable than you.
Most likely, you’ll die attempting a task you’re not qualified to complete, such as patching a hole in your roof because “everyone is trying to rip you off,” or self-medicating mood stabilizers because “treatment is too expensive.” On the plus side, you can use the money you saved playing Mr. Fix-It to pay for your own funeral.
Leo: Hair Stuck In Subway Doors, Mid-Flirtatious Gesture
People may think you’re arrogant, but you’re not, Leo. You’re just incredibly attractive, and you’re well aware of it. But be wary of those lovely looks; recall how Narcissus drowned while admiring at his mirror in the water? You may have been the one who did it. Nobody bothers to gaze at nature anymore.
You’re more likely to take a selfie while crossing an intersection or flip your lovely hair over your shoulder, directly into the subway car’s shutting doors. Isn’t it a jumble?
Virgo: Dies of Undiagnosable Stress-Rash
Do you have a nagging feeling, Virgo? You are, of course! It’s not like anyone would notice. You’re not the sort to let your emotions get the best of you. Virgos don’t wear their emotions on their sleeves; instead, they manifest as hives, migraines, or indigestion on the inside of their bodies. You’re not going to throw a tantrum like a child; instead, like a true adult, you’re going to bottle up your feelings and let them turn into cancer!
Libra: Murder-Suicide Pact
Consider the love stories of Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, and Sid and Nancy. While these are all heartbreaking tales of love too precious for this harsh, cruel world, they all have one thing in common: everyone involved was insane and in desperate need of counseling.
Libra, love isn’t the only thing you require. You’ll also need rationality to avoid dying like a sad sack of garbage in a co-dependent narrative book that only teenagers can understand.
Scorpio: Just Suicide
There’s nothing surprising about this. Scorpios aren’t afraid of death. Indeed, death (in some form or another) appears to follow them around their entire lives. Personal transformation, loss, and near-death experiences are all examples of near-death experiences.
Scorpios understand that dying is the same as being reborn, thus they’re not afraid. It may be necessary to take matters into their own hands while waiting for Death to make a move that drives a Scorpio insane.
Sagittarius: Climbing Everest, Like An Idiot.
I know you like to travel and do wild things, Sagittarius, and I’m not trying to sour your lemonade, but there are some things you can do that won’t put your life in jeopardy. You can go to places where you won’t get typhoid, jungle hemorrhoids, or cold.
Not that you’ll pay attention to me if you’re in the thick of your next vision quest. No, you won’t be satisfied until you’ve been starved to the point of cannibalism, so that we can all watch the next dying-on-a-mountain movie. You knucklehead. It’s impossible for me to remain enraged with you.
Capricorn: Faked Death To See Who Shows Up To The Funeral, Results Cause Aneurysm
Capricorn, you must quit caring what others think of you. It’ll be the last straw for you. We all wear a society mask, but the problem about masks is that they are visible to everyone. The sooner you admit that you’re an acceptance-starved creature on the inside, the sooner you’ll receive the unconditional love you seek.
Alternatively, you may spend your entire life never believing anyone truly loves you and testing your theory by faking your own death. Regardless of how many people show up, the consequences will kill you.
Aquarius: Alone
My mum was born under the sign of Aquarius. She viewed the movie “Frida” after her divorce and decided that if she ever married again, her husband would have to have his own home. That’s not how marriage works, but who am I to stifle the marital ambitions of a revolutionary artist as forward-thinking as Nanny Baker? I just hope she’s prepared to die alone, because I’m planning on dying before I turn 40.
Take note, Aquarians: your priceless independence will transform your life into that of a magnificent stallion, wild and free. It also has the potential to make your death a little lonely.
Pisces: As A Human Sacrifice
If you don’t like feeling like a doormat, it’s been stated that you should get off the floor, but it would require you to like, move, and stuff. Codependency, Pisces, is defined by an agreement to work harder on someone else’s problem than they do. It isn’t love, but in some settings, such as treatment centers or 12-step programs, it can pass for it. You’re going to take it! This manner, you can die as a massive martyr, as you have lived.
Step into your power, Pisces, and put it to good use. Otherwise, it will be claimed by someone else.
Is Aries a death sign?
Aries is one of the three zodiac signs associated with death, in addition to being one of the four zodiac signs associated with birth. According to the astrological website Souled Out, Aries denotes death through fire.
How will a Leo pass away?
Leos are egotistical and self-centered. They adore attention and can’t seem to get enough of it. One of the ways they can die is if they are ignored by someone very close to them. They go off on their own tangent, and in the process of self-destruction, they are hit by a vehicle.
(March 21st to April 19th)
Their adventurous attitude is an admirable attribute until they do something gloriously foolish like riding a bike off a cliff or missing while traveling to a distant country they say is “absolutely safe.”
(April 20th to May 21st)
A Taurus will perish doing something they believe they can do on their own but shouldn’t. Enjoy being crushed behind the bookshelf you thought you could move alone!
(May 22nd to June 21st)
A Gemini will perish if he or she makes the wrong friends. They’re so nice and upbeat that they see the good in everyone, even those who shout “bad for you.” While they claim to have good intuition, they’ll be killed by their mistaken faith in a friend’s fixer upper.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
A Cancer will die of a broken heart or something equally cheesy and ridiculous. When something truly dreadful occurs, their self-destructive tendencies emerge. They’ll wallow in their misery until their resolve to continue ebbs.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
A Libra will die in the service of someone they care about. For example, one year there will be a flu shot shortage, and they will forego getting one out of the kindness of their hearts only to catch the flu and die.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
In a quarrel with someone about something they’ve already forgotten about, a Scorpio will die. They’ll give instructions for their obituary to make it clear that they won.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
A Capricorn will die of old age on a deathbed, surrounded by all the people who have let them down in their lives so that they might be disappointed one more time.
(January 21st to February 18th)
An Aquarius will die at the expense of aiding someone in need. They’ll pick up a hitchhiker who appeals to their feeling of responsibility and altruism, or they’ll injure themselves while attempting to save someone from an accident. They’re the type of person you hope is nearby in an emergency.
(February 19th to March 20th)
While penning a poem on their iPhone notes or immersed in the words of whatever dreamy song is playing in their headphones, a Pisces will stray into traffic. They will perish as a result of their head in the clouds.
Why are Aries people so attractive?
Aries is the first zodiac sign, according to astrology. If you were born between March 21 and April 21 (the spring equinox), you are an Aries. Aries are seductive when it comes to sex and romance because they exude confidence, even if they don’t feel it on the inside. In a world where everyone is expected to comply, the Ram does things his or her own way. Aries is a doer, not a talker, which garners admiration and can be a major draw for some.
Are Aries people successful in their lives?
Every person is born with his or her luck and fortune, according to astrology.
Some folks have it easier than others.
Many people attain success without working hard, while others fail to achieve success despite their efforts.
You’ve probably heard individuals claim that the task that they put their hands to becomes labor is very fortunate.
Whether or not a person achieves success in life is determined by both his hard work and his luck.
Some zodiac signs, according to astrology, are more special and auspicious than others.
People born under these zodiac signs are successful in all aspects of life.
Their lives are always full with joy and success.
We’ll tell you which zodiac signs have been described as the luckiest in astrology in today’s article.
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Aries is regarded to be the luckiest of all the zodiac signs, according to astrology. Aries is ruled by Mars. Mars is regarded the commander of all the planets in astrology. The ability to lead is exceptional among persons born under the sign of Aries. As a result, those born under this sign achieve success in all areas of life. Aries people are incredibly diligent, and Mars is always willing to assist them. These individuals succeed as a result of their effective leadership and hard effort. These people are extremely hardworking and successful as a result of their dedication and leadership abilities. The people born under the sign of Aries are always fortunate.
Jupiter is the lord of Sagittarius in astrology.
People born under this sign are extremely hardworking and attain great success in life as a result of their efforts.
They are blessed with good fortune and are able to enjoy a variety of worldly goods.
This zodiac’s inhabitants are never short of cash.
Mars is the ruler of the Scorpio zodiac.
The people born under this sign are brave and honest.
People born under the sign of Scorpio are not scared to work hard.
People born under this sign are unafraid to take on dangerous jobs.
These people are completely honest in everything they do.
People born under the sign of Scorpio are extremely hardworking.
On the strength of their hard effort, these people succeed in whatever task they do.
People born under this sign are also good planners, according to astrology.
These folks are meticulous in their work and meticulous in their planning.
They achieve success in every profession as a result of this quality.
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Shani, the Lord of Capricorn, is known as the Judge of All Planets. Capricorns are always blessed by Shani Dev, and their luck is always in their favor. Capricorns have a strong sense of self-assurance. He possesses a remarkable ability to lead. These individuals are capable of completing any task due to their dedication and self-assurance.
The Sun was in charge. People born under the sign of Leo are extremely fortunate. This zodiac understands how to create their own individuality. The Sun is regarded as the most powerful of all the planets in astrology. People born under the sign of Leo make a lot of money. With their wisdom and competence, those born under this sign can overcome any situation.
What are the three different types of Aries?
People born in Aries 1 (also known as “March Aries”) are hot, flaming balls of traditional Aries fire. Aries is a cardinal fire sign controlled by Mars, the action planet, with those born in the first third of the sign being twice dominated by Mars. Aries 1s are always running up that hill, either literally or symbolically (but typically literally). This is Aries, the pop star, the unvarnished opinion, and the wild youngster that is always making a scene. This Aries isn’t going to stop till they’ve won. Consider Lady Gaga during the Born This Way era, who pushed through ailments to give her best at every performance. These are the unstoppable combatants who cannot and will not be tamed.
Aretha Franklin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Keira Knightley, Mariah Carey, Diana Ross, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Reese Witherspoon, Elton John, Reba McEntire, and Chaka Khan are some famous Aries 1s.