The cakenay, the corpse, goes to Virgo as the most hazardous sign of the zodiac. They are the least likely to get caught in the act or in the aftermath of a crime, in my opinion. Their fastidious, careful character is ideal for cover-ups and crime scene cleanup, and their adaptable energy makes dealing with stressors like guilt and remorse a breeze. They’ll take all their secrets and skeletons to the grave, as they’re more prone to invert than express. Ed Gein, a Midwestern maniac who fashioned apparel, including a nipple belt, and home decor, including human-skin lampshades, from the remains of his victims, was a Virgo, an industrious Earth sign who doesn’t like to waste time or materials. Gein’s habits were memorialized by Blind Melon in their 1995 kazoo bop “Skinned,” which was inspired by the films “Psycho,” “Silence of the Lambs,” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
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Why is Virgo such a deadly sign?
When it comes to devising nefarious plots to bring down others, Virgos rely on their critical thinking skills. They have two personalities and are quite shallow. They’ll make you feel they’re really nice and wonderful, when in reality, they’re preparing to throw you down right in front of your eyes.
Are Virgos the most ruthless?
05/13MEANEST: Virgo Virgos have a very rigid attitude, and they are regarded as the ‘perfectionists,’ who strive for perfection in even the smallest details. This trait can be particularly vexing because they have a tendency to be petty behind others’ backs. They also like to complain a lot.
What zodiac signs do Virgos despise?
Signs that are incompatible Air signs like Libra and Aquarius may be a little too flighty for Virgo, while very passionate fire signs like Sagittarius, Leo, and Aries conflict with Virgo’s level-headedness.
Which zodiac sign is the most toxic for Virgo?
A Virgo-Pisces relationship is poisonous because of a fundamental conflict: Virgo wants Pisces to come out of the clouds, and Pisces wants Virgo to join them in the sky. While Virgo and Pisces make a terrific friendship, the opposites attract approach is less likely to work in a romantic connection, where both parties are likely to become frustrated. Who likes to be dragged out of their daydreaming world simply to talk about bills? What sensible person wants to waste 20 minutes rehashing their partner’s most recent clown dream? It’s best if these two just stay buddies.
Are Virgos deceitful?
07/13Virgo Because they are terrible liars, Virgos avoid lying. They are adamant about being truthful and transparent about issues. If they find themselves in a dire circumstance where lying is the only way out, they will strive to use their perfectionism to concoct a flawless falsehood.
Are the Virgos insane?
We all knew Scorpios were going to be the craziest ex-partners. Scorpios are dangerous because they use comedy to hide their darkness, but don’t be deceived; it’s all a ruse. Whereas other signs could phone you 17 times in one night or cry on your doorstep for months after a breakup, Scorpios will retreat into their old lives, quietly fuming at you, casting a hex on your family, and watching you move on. Everything you do after you’ve been broken up with is considered a sin against them. Oh, you’re on a vacation without me? Oh, you’re dating You are, of course. Just remember that your Scorpio ex is watching you and is still mad, even if you haven’t heard from them.
Leo
Because breakups hurt their egos, Leos make wild ex-girlfriends. It’s bad enough that they have to deal with the humiliation of informing everyone they know that they’ve ended yet another relationship, but the idea that you don’t want them, or even want to try to make it work, upsets them so much that they lash out in ways they don’t mean. It’s not that Leos are awful people by nature; it’s simply that when they fall in love, they adopt that person into their identity, and losing that identity is a very painful process. As a result, madness develops. Your Leo ex-lovers will contact you. And you’ll hear from them frequently.
Gemini
Geminis are ranked third on the list of most insane ex-partners because they are so consumed by their emotions following a breakup that they don’t know what to do with themselves. It’s not so much that your Gemini ex is still in love with you (though they could be); it’s that they’ve leaned on you for so long to help them work through their emotions that they’re lost without you. They’re probably still holding on for the same reason: they don’t want to face life alone. Geminis are polarizing, which makes them wild exs. They still adore you one minute, then they’re fine with being friends the next, and then they’re giving paragraph-long explanations of why they’re unhappy with you, along with all of the supporting evidence that proves their annoyance is justified.
Virgo
Virgos, like Scoripos, are high on the list of insane ex-girlfriends because they are the ones you don’t expect. On the surface, your Virgo ex seems unconcerned about what happened, but all of their obsessive and volatile tendencies are bubbling just beneath the surface. Virgos are known for being overthinkers, which means they’re the exes you should avoid at all costs. They’re the type to let all of their crazy thoughts stew long enough that one day they’ll lash out at you and you’ll have no idea what triggered it. (Nothing happened; they simply need to tell you that they despise you, which they’ve been thinking about for the previous two weeks.)
Pisces
The most emo exes are Pisces. They are the most dramatic when it comes to, um, anything, but especially when it comes to love. They may send you a random 2 a.m. text now and then, but mostly you’ll have poetry written about you, they’ll stare at the sky and listen to early 2000s music while imagining meeting you in the afterlife to discuss your fated encounter, and then they’ll channel all of their repressed pain into either the most inspired art you’ve ever seen, or pure, unadulterated rage.
Cancer
Cancers fall right in the middle of the “cool to crazy” spectrum since they are both really capable of disengaging from prior partners once relationships have run their course and, at the same time, have a drive for retribution that spirals into some type of self-doubt. Cancers are the zodiac’s most emotional sign, but they’re also the ones that are most attached to their homes, their connections, their devotion, and their partnerships. They are, of course, the CRAB, which contributes significantly to their demeanor. Cancers have the most difficult time losing love of all the signs, but they are also the best at rebounding for themselves. They understand that there are other fish (crabs?) in the sea, and that they will be able to have the experience they desire, but not with the person they left.
Capricorn
When they lose love, Capricorns become enraged. They aren’t as insane as you are because they aren’t going to lash out at you, but they aren’t going to sit back and take it either. Capricorns are organized and self-motivated, and they normally focus all of their efforts on improving themselves or their circumstances in some quantifiable, observable way. Know that a Capricorn deals with everything by committing to a massive quantity of self-improvement; it’s how they regain control. They’ll eventually move on and perceive you as somewhat beneath their newly enlightened selves, and everything will be back to normal in their reality.
Libra
Libras are romantics, which is ironically what helps them recover from a breakup. They understand that they can find love again, and they do. Libras are extremely vain, and they despise the idea of being labeled as the “mad ex.” It’s just not a cute look, and Libras, above all, prefer to project a sense of beauty and balance, even if they’re drowning in their own despair. So, it’s not that a Libra isn’t a crazy ex; it’s just that they’re very reluctant to admit how much they still care about you. They also seem to move on fast, or at least make it appear like they do. In either case, they give the impression of rebounding quickly and forcefully, and it works.
Aquarius
The interesting thing about Aquarius is that they don’t seem to care as much as other people when they break up with you. Yes, they can be heartbroken, but unlike other symptoms, they will not absorb it. Instead, they’ll put all of that energy into something else useful, and you’ll have no idea how badly they’ve been hurt. (Ironically, this is exactly what causes a lot of their relationships to fail: an inability to articulate or reveal their genuine sentiments.) They are low on the craziness meter since they are easily distracted from anything. They’ve got things to do, you know?
Taurus
The Tauruses of the world should have ranked a little higher on the crazy scale, but they won’t because they’re too prone to making things appear stable on the surface, leading them to believe they’re happier post-split than they really are. After all, a Taurus ex is someone you’re unlikely to hear from again. They will progress to greater and better things. Even if they’re really feeling it, they won’t act out or let you know because that’s not their way. However, once you’ve crossed them, there’s no turning back. These folks (sort of) forgive, but they never forget.
Sagittarius
Sags are laid-back exes. They’re like, “Ouch, wow, I’m very unhappy about this,” and then they’re like, “OK, let’s go climb a mountain and backpack in Peru and read a book about reincarnation.” They’re simply the least prone to internalize heartbreak and the most likely to find anything else to do than sit around and mope about it. More than any other sign, Sags are well-rounded individuals. They’ll get over it quickly, but they’ll also be the most likely to hook up again casually afterwards.
Aries
When an Aries abandons you, they are unconcerned. Don’t mess with an Aries heart because they’ll just say, “OK, peace, and that’s pretty much the end of it.” When it occurs to Aries that you are incompatible or that your relationship isn’t going anywhere, staying together seems absurd, and if it is illogical, why would you sit around worrying about it? They just move on since it doesn’t make sense. Exes with the most cold are a ten out of ten. On a scale of one to ten, they are the least likely to care about reuniting.
Is it true that Virgos are psychopaths?
A strong emotional psychopath can be a Virgo. They can be quite deceptive at times. They can rationalize their acts by convincing you that whatever they did was for the greater benefit. They rarely, if ever, apologise for their actions.
Are Virgos obstinate?
Virgos are known for their obstinacy. They often believe that they know best because they are so invested, and they are resistant to change their minds or methods. Critical thinkers like Virgos can also be chronic overthinkers.
Which zodiac has the best luck?
Sagittarius In fact, three of our four astrological experts believe it is the luckiest of all the zodiac signs (our fourth expert put it in their top three.)
Virgo and Libra
Both Libra and Virgo expect the best, but how they go about acquiring it can be problematic. Virgos have high expectations of themselves, thinking that wonderful things come from well-planted seeds. Libras, on the other hand, are overly optimistic and expect everything to go their way.
When things don’t go as planned, a Libra may adopt a “poor, miserable me” attitude, relying on a Virgo’s “fix it” inclination to help them overcome their difficulties. This is a disaster waiting to happen: Virgos might get resentful of Libras’ incompetence to handle their own life, and Libras can take advantage of Virgos’ caring nature.
Virgo and Aquarius
Aquarius is a water sign that ebbs and flows, whereas Virgo is a land sign that stays there. These basic contrasts make it difficult for these star signs to have a healthy partnership. Extroverted Aquarius will sneer at introspective Virgo’s tendency to take life too seriously, while Virgo will scoff at Aquarius’s tendency to take life too seriously.
While their mutual desire for helping the disadvantaged brings them together, their personalities make it difficult for them to work together for a similar goal. If Virgos and Aquarians can’t center their shared compassion for others, their relationships will struggle.
Virgo and Leo
For modest Virgo, Leo’s bright and dramatic flair is a bit much. While Virgo would probably prefer it if Leo could tone it down a notch, Leo isn’t one to let anyone or anything dim their brilliance. A people-pleasing Leo may also feel pressured to remold themselves to match Virgo’s vision of perfection due to Virgo’s proclivity to dole out criticism and micromanage others’ concerns.
This unhealthy dynamic can lead to animosity on both sides, which can quickly escalate into battles that leave scorched ground in their wake. After all, these two can’t seem to agree on anything, so it’s better if they keep their differences to themselves.